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bag meat: beef jerky
brown stuff that people put on steak or hamburgers: A.1. Steak Sauce
Bugs Bunny music: Opera
car window in front: windshield
charged by sun: solar-powered
colorful bits of paper or other material tossed or shot into the air or dropped from above: confetti
comedian's comedian: Louis C.K.
crumbly white crap in boxes: Styrofoam
digestion pills: enzymes
fat people singing: Opera
finger basher: hammer
hair soap: shampoo
half C: parentheses ( )
hand cramping twisting tool: screwdriver
hovering spy thing, hovering video camera, or hovering murder weapon: drone or quadcopter
long noodles: spaghetti
nail basher: hammer
name made of capital letters from different words: acronym
noodle sticks: spaghetti
red-headed talk show host: Conan O'Brien
red-headed comedian: Carrot Top or Louis C.K.
red stuff people put on food: ketchup
same as everyone else in a group: stereotype or stereotypical
shiny stuff on car: chrome
shiny part on sink or tub with knobs: faucet or spigot
spray paint vandalism: graffiti
sun charges it: solar-powered
twisty turny tool: screwdriver
weight checker: bathroom scales
white packing stuff: Styrofoam or packing peanuts
white crap in boxes to protect stuff: Styrofoam
yellow stuff some people put on ice cream: butterscotch
yellow fruit shaped like a big orange: grapefruit
ancle or anckle: ankle
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